Ayden. Male. America. Cape Cod. Welcome to my life. Instagram/Twitter: @gaydenswag

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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awwww-cute:

Bernese Mountain Dog puppy meeting her human for the first time
vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

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Tomorrow will be the start of our first trip together, I can’t wait to show her where I used to live and grew up

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deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?
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